The Chosen Bird - A penguin wearing a Make Antarctica Great Again hat

The Chosen
Bird.

Make Antarctica Great Again. The only candidate with natural hair.

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Campaign Promises

Fish Reserves1 Billion

We have the best fish. China wants our fish. I said NO. It's ours.

Global WarmingFalse

It's freezing out here! I'm wearing a suit! Where is the heat? Total hoax

The Wall100% ICE

We built a wall to keep the Seals out. And they paid for it. Beautiful wall.